January 2012
Parents: What's your New Year's resolution?
Me: To meet One Direction.
Parents: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: I don't know, to meet One Direction.
Parents: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: Concert tickets to see One Direction.
Parents: What do you want for dinner?
Me: I would actually want---
Parents: One Direction?
Me: No, fried chicken.
Parents: You mock us.
Look at what came in the mail!!
urls-are-for-nerds:
FINALLY got my One Direction and Olly Murs CDs! These will be on repeat for several months :)
OLLY'S TOUR KICKS OFF IN A MONTH!
beckymurs-cardle:
4 tags
HARRY IS SINGLE. Goodness knows how you lot are...
All these pictures of Harry at his house with his...
10 Days until the One Thing official video.
harry-popularwiththeolderladies:
itszaynmalikbitch:
h-a-r-r-y-x-s-t-y-l-e-s:
1dobsessive:
onedirectionrunmyvagina:
Omg omg omg omg omg FUCK YES
i was thinking about this earlier:D
21 tags
December 2011
5 tags
What the Fuck.
sweetmotherofcarrots:
horny-harry:
“Go make me a coffee”
“Take out the trash”
“Go to the shops for me”
“Do the washing up”
“Take the dog for a walk”
“One Direction are on TV”
omg ahaha
It is December 30.
georgeharrisonsgirl:
It feels like Spring.
me gusta.
lord-of-the-ringo:
guaranteedtoraiseasmile:
happy-and-bleeding:
rectumofglory:
livingoutoffocus:
jayshaydar:
alfred-fucking-jones:
hidalaughingalonewithusuk:
homestuckandcartoons:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY...